Gotta million friends and not one lover
Gotta million friends even got a mother
A million friends and not one lover
If I just had one wouldn't need another

Girls say I'm handsome and intelligent
Say I'm charming and time well spent
That I'm nice, a real fine gent
But, oh by the way, can't we just be friends?

Woooo, what's wrong with me?
Woooo, I ask you please?
Woooo, can't anybody see…
I'm not that bad and admission is free

I can climb a mountain lickety-split
Count to a hundred without a hitch
Change your oil, not drip a drip
And I'll make you happy if it makes me sick

I'm a little bit rough but I'm totally me

I'll kiss you crazy 'til your chin turns red
Hoe your garden and make your bed
Sing 'til you're silly but I can't play chess
If you need a buddy I'll do my best

Lemonade's in the lemon, I guarantee

Gotta million friends and not one lover
A million friends, don't need another
Gotta million friends and not one lover
To just get one I'd sell my brother
Girls say I'm handsome and intelligent
Say I'm charming and time well spent
That I'm nice, a real fine gent
But, oh by the way, can't we just be friends?

I'm not that bad and admission is free.